Be All That You Can Be

MTV Canada's Aftershow with Jessi and Dan is always entertaining, taking us behind-the-scenes of Laguna Beach or The Hills. It also opens your eyes to the world and you start to suddenly see things that you wouldn't normally see.

For instance, Jessi and Dan commented on Jason's "connect-a-neck" and his meticulous grooming of his facial hair to create a defined jaw-line. I totally have a connect-a-neck so it's cool that I could reference this (unwanted but unavoidable) trait with a name. As for the jaw-line wannabe facial hair, however, it is NOT unavoidable and it SHOULD actually be avoided at ALL COSTS. What the heck are these people thinking??! It is not that effective and frankly it's UGLY! Stop fooling yourselves people and embrace your connect-a-necks and nonexistant jaw-lines! Otherwise, just grow a beard.