The woman's not one for subtlety

First she wanted to me to buy my own TV for my own convenience instead of watching her's. Now she's telling me to pay back-rent by appearing to be concerned about not finding money on the table that NOBODY else uses but her.

Here's a taste of what she said:

"Oh! I did't see the money on the table. I hope I didn't throw it away!"

UGH!!! She's such a _________! (Please fill in the blank with a nasty word to describe a person that you despise.) She fricking pisses me off.

Just a few moments ago, she opened and closed the basement door to (in my opinion) check whether or not I'm watching her TV. Probably thinking I'm too stupid or something to figure it out, she makes it seem like she's opening the door to bring down a heaping load of laundry but instead she only brings like a hand-full of stuff. I'm thinking to myself, "Why didn't you get the laundry first if there's so little AND THEN open the door?" It's so obvious what she is doing it's ridiculus.

Then as she's leaving, she asked me again if I had given her all the money as she didn't find the total amount due on the table. She was all like, "Oh! I only found half of the money on the table! You didn't put the other half with it did you? I hope something didn't happen to it!!" Yes...I put half on the table and hid the other half...

Who does she think she's fooling?!