Pet peeve

One of my various pet peeves is when stupid drivers drive their stupid sportscars as slowly as possible. If your main reason for driving so slow is to prevent damage, LEAVE THE FRELLING THING IN YOUR GARAGE!! If it's because you want to obey the speed limit, GIVE ME A BREAK and GET A STATIONWAGON TO OBEY THE SPEED LIMIT IN!! LEAVE YOUR MIDLIFE CRISES AT HOME!!!!