Dude...take a chill pill

Of the 15 years I've been in Canada, I've never really noticed how vulgar (SOME) white men are.

Just today, my mom and I were going down this unmarked, 2-lane road following this white guy and he's slowing down to like 2 km/hr so he could find a parking space on the side of the road. He wasn't signalling or anything so my mom decided to go left and around him just as he was S--------L--------O--------W--------L---------Y turning left as well. He halted to a stop and we passed him and he had the urge to say "You're f***ed!" or something to that effect. Who the heck did he think he was?!?! I'm thinking to myself, "The freaking universe doesn't revolve around you!!!" I mean, even if you're trying to find a parking space and you know someone's behind you, you should find a spot as quickly as possible!! He was acting like there was nobody else in the world but him! What a b*st*rd.

And a couple of weeks ago, during summer school, I walked to the Eaton Centre after class. While I was walking and walking, this middle-aged man and I happen to accidentally hit each other's elbows. Egotistical and anal as he OBVIOUSLY was, he yelled out "IDIOT!" I scoffed it off and walked away but I was thinking of several retorts that a "bad" me (hee hee hee) could have said:

1 - The obvious "You kiss your mother with that mouth?", with 'mother' being interchangeable with wife and/or children.

2 - "Leave your verbal abuse at home."

3 - "With that attitude, do you beat your wife too?"

So people BEWARE of the loose cannon's out there and learn to forgive and walk away. You never know what these lunatics are capable of.